buddwyer:

retroactivebakeries:

buddwyer:

it’s so funny when it affects you long-term

lmao it’s irrevocable

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time

They say “It’s fair because the people who own capital earn all the rewards” and then you say “I dont think owning capital entitles you to all the profits” and then their brain short circuits

“He invested capital”

“Yes and then a thousand other people did work while he sat around and profited.”

“But… he invested capital….”

they literally CAN NOT FATHOM that I know how capitalism works and just oppose it on moral grounds

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brucespringsteendotcom:

You can make a post that’s like “I’m cooking peppers tonight” and somebody on here will reblog it like #cooking #peppers #bell peppers #cuisine #dinner

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so is mother’s day coming for any country any time soon bc I made this card and you can buy it if you want 👉👈

percy-owo:

furbearingbrick:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

everyone rb this with your identity a white dudebro would call forced diversity in the tags

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wouldn’t it be really fucked up if I just made a silly little guy. like wouldnt that be so crazy. they’d probably send me to jail right.

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

drew my friends cats wearing party hats. just thought you might like to know :)

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

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micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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Anonymous said:

i put you in tje pacific ocean

carlyraejepsans:

whadda hell…..,. fish in here.

radicalgraff:

Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.

felixhateclub:

spanish love song’s writing self-destruction (as a sensible career choice) in 2020 and saying ‘you say it won’t be this bleak forever (yeah right). it won’t be this bleak forever (i hope you’re right). and now writing haunted in 2023 and writing 'it’ll be this bleak forever, but it is a way to live’. and it’s something about acceptance and coming to terms with living in a cruel world but that doesn’t mean you have to be cruel

sabertoothwalrus:

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest